Blossom Breeze Pants

The Blossom Breeze Pants are an item of apparel so elegantly casual that they might almost be the answer to the question, “Can I go out to the shops confident that I won’t be mistaken for a round-the-world yachtsman?” The pants are predominantly a soft, muted peach hue, in which delicate white floral patterns are strategically arranged to suggest that the wearer is on nodding terms with the season. The wide-legged design is a triumph of the tailor’s art, providing ease of movement while denying onlookers any clear idea of which direction that movement might take. The fabric is undoubtedly lightweight and breathable, being either cotton or something else, and the high-waisted cut is a signal to the fashion world that the wearer is resolved to go on living in a post-low-rise age. Ankle-length, they offer the wearer the opportunity to display footwear, should there be any footwear to display, and the muted colour scheme and floral print are a virtual guarantee that nobody’s going to see you coming and shout, “There goes a round-the-world yachtsman!”