Coastal Stripes Maxi

On the beach, in the street, in the heat, without fuss or fanfare, the Coastal Stripes Maxi dress will make the wearer look at ease even if she isn’t. Made of 95% polyester and 5% Elastane, it feels like the soft truth about lying. The soft beige base with contrasting black horizontal stripes is a pattern that could have been designed by the shade of Somerset Maugham. The neckline is a scoop neckline, not an ice-cream scoop, but just as sweet. The dress is sleeveless, which shows that it is as practical as a practical joke. The maxi-length design is so long that it is almost as long as this sentence. The side slit is so subtle that it is almost as subtle as the temptation to take a peek. The dress is suitable for most, but not for those who like to fidget. It is stylish, quality, and comfy, as opposed to stylish, quality, and itchy. It is made for warm weather outings, which means that it is not made for cold weather outings. The Coastal Stripes Maxi dress is a summer dress that doesn’t think it’s autumn.