Neon Vibe

One thing that can be said about the neon vibe is that it tends to make a girl look like the highlight of a nuclear explosion. The bikini in the image features a vibrant colour scheme that owes a lot more to the colour wheel than to the colour of anything found in nature. The yellow is a yellow that would make a daffodil squint, and the pink is a pink that would make a flamingo look underprivileged. The cut of the garment is sufficiently modest by current standards, but it is cut from material so ribbed that it looks as if it is meant to scrub the girl clean whenever she dives in. Even when dry, the fabric is so shiny that the girl might end up trying to hire herself out as a mirror. The small metallic clasps are the only things on the garment that look as if they might be there for a purpose, but the purpose is probably to make the garment look more stylish. The whole effect is of an outfit that would be perfect for a pool party in a world where everybody is a Barbie doll. The one thing that can be said for certain about this bikini is that if the girl puts it on, nobody will be able to say they didn't see her coming.