Rodeo Glam

The earrings, carrying the name Rodeo Glam, are designed to suggest a bull's head, making them distinctive enough to stand out in a crowded saloon. You might have thought that the only way to suggest a bull's head with a pair of earrings would be to hang the bull from each lobe and let it kick its way free, but the inventive artisans behind the Rodeo Glam line have found a more economical solution. The result is a look that could be described as Western Gothic, if it wasn't for the overall effect being so positive. The lightweight metal used in the main body of the earrings is coated with a material that sparkles enough to show why the whole idea of the rodeo was to attract the attention of the bulls. The hooks that fasten the earrings to the ear are made from a metal that doesn't react with the human skin, thus ensuring that the wearer doesn't suddenly start to resemble a rodeo clown with an infected earlobe. The overall length of the earrings is 2.6 inches, which is long enough to make sure that they don't get lost in the wearer's hair, no matter how much the wearer has had to drink. It's hard to think of an occasion when the Rodeo Glam earrings wouldn't be appropriate, given that they are equally at home on the beach and in the street. But it might be best not to wear them during exercise, since the sweat they attract will combine with the jewelry to produce silver chloride and copper sulfide, and you wouldn't want that to happen in a crowded saloon.