Sleek Noir

It’s not just that I’m out of my depth discussing swimwear, but that I’m out of my depth in water. The last time I went swimming I had to get saved by a twelve-year-old. But I can recognize a compelling design even when my eyes are full of chlorine and my mouth is full of pool water. The Sleek Noir is a classic one-piece swimsuit that combines the kind of elegance that never goes out of fashion with the kind of simple functionality that you can’t afford to be without when you’re pretending to be a mermaid. Made of a blend of nylon and spandex, it will stretch and shrink as required, fading only in the fading light of a perfect day. The key features include a neckline that will draw attention to your collarbone, which had better be as good as you think it is; it will also support you while you are pretending to swim. In the Sleek Noir, you will make a splash without showing off. Just remember to take it off before you dive in.