Tropical Vibe Tranquility

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world where the Tropical Vibe Tranquility swimsuit can do everything except actually swim for you. But it will make you look as if you could, and that’s what counts. In this evocation of a tropical paradise, you are the bird of paradise. The colours alone will make you feel like a holiday. The blues are so blue they would make the sky feel self-conscious. The greens are so lush they would make a palm tree feel out of place. Against this background, the design deploys abstract leaf patterns that are not exactly a part of nature but could easily pass for it. The stitching is secure, the lining is soft, and the polyester-spandex blend will keep everything in place while allowing you to move in any direction you choose. If you are still choosing directions, this swimsuit will put you in mind of the beach even if you are not wearing it there. Meanwhile, you can wear it anywhere else. And you should.