Wavy Vibes

The fabric in question is "Wavy Vibes," which as a title is so new it’s already old. Titles in fashion are like that. The waves are not so much tidal as typing. The visual impact is calculated to be as strong as a surf beach. The fact that the surf beach is in black and white is purely academic. When black and white are together, the academic in question is usually good old Marshall McLuhan. He’s the man who made the medium the message, so when the message is black and white, you can be sure the medium will be polyester. No one does black and white like polyester. And when the polyester is waving at you, you wave back. The only other thing to remember is not to wave too much. A sudden movement could put you in traction. And as every girl knows, traction is what you get when you wear something that waves too vigorously from side to side. Not that the girl would mind. It would give her something to think about when the man dances with her.